Anonymous said,

"holy moly ch*** i just saw the pics of yesung's having the biggest bulge i have mixed feelings i don't know even if im turned on or off, but i really have a question about the boys do you think they would like a girl who really knows what she is doin maybe even better then them and not submissive or an innocent girl who doesn't know much about sucking cocks and teasing ways ^__^"

It’s hard to say. I think they’d like the fact they could guide a girl and tell her what to do in order to please them, but I think it’d also be a turn on for them if the girl just went ahead and did whatever haha. I feel like Kangin would really love it if a girl didn’t know and he had to tell her what to do. Mmm I love that haha. 

Anonymous said,

"Who would be the best in bed? unbiased ;)"

Hmmm. Kangin.

Anonymous said,

"Hey mother jewel! I had a rather sexy dream about Zhou Mi the other night and I was wondering, would it be hard for Zhou Mi to have sex with a short girl (let's say 5 foot 2)? And do you think he' a boob guy or an ass guy?"

Hmmm. I don’t think it’d be hard unless you never wanted to be on top. Otherwise you’d probably be staring at his chest a lot haha. 

I answered the other part here~

Anonymous said,

"Mother Jewel, I don't know if you've answered this or not, but how do you think Kibum and Shindong would be in bed?"

I don’t know much about Kibum, honestly, so I couldn’t really tell ya :/

I think Shindong would be fantastic in bed. He’d definitely know how to please you. Typically he’d like to be on the bottom so he could run his hands all over you, but he wouldn’t mind being on top so he can move at his own pace. He wouldn’t be too into oral but more hand stuff. Maybe that’s just because it’s hard for me to picture him eating a girl out or him getting a blowj - though I wouldn’t doubt any of it has happened.

Anonymous said,

"Hi I'm the anon who asked the question, "What do you think each member prefers, boobs or ass? I'm really curious"
I'm sorry if I confused you, but I meant all the members, what each of them would prefer.. could you answer this?"

It’s hard for me to picture all of them having a preference, other than the ones I mentioned in the last ask. But I can try.

Members who prefer boobs: Eunhyuk, Kyuhyun, Sungmin, Yesung, Donghae, Ryeowook, Kibum, Zhou Mi, Siwon, and Henry.

Members who prefer ass: Leeteuk and Shindong. 

Members who prefer both: Kangin, Han Geng, and Heechul.

Anonymous said,

"Hi Mother Jewel! First off, I love you. Legit, reading your stories make my day, haha. So, what type of boyfriend do you think Yesung would be like? Do you think he would like to eat a girl out? Do you think he would like rough sex or soft sex? And do you think he would prefer a curvier girl with large breasts or a skinny girl with small breasts? I feel like I'm pounding you with questions but I just can't resist with him being my bias, haha. Thanks!"

Here’s my reply to how he’d be in bed :) 

I think he’d eat a girl out, for sure. He seems like the kind of guy that loves it when a girl is satisfied because of him. 

He’d like to be rough when he’s really turned on or just for fun, but he’d also be able to tone it down and be a bit romantic. He’d know when to change.

I see him liking boobs lol. But it wouldn’t matter to him if a woman had small breasts or large breasts. As long as he can get his lips on them, he’s fine.

Anonymous said,

"I was looking through your SJ in bed tag and after reaching the one about Heechul, I was curious, what size do you think he is? also awesome blog, keep it up! (shippin' you with hyuk since I found this blog lol)"

Aww really?? It makes me so happy to hear people ship me and Hyuk hahaha. Thank you <33

I think Heechul is average if not slightly smaller. But size doesn’t matter. He’d definitely know what he’s doing.

Anonymous said,

"This is just out of curiosity, but what makes you think Zhou Mi and Henry have had sex? I just find it hard to imagine that they've has had sex (yet at the same time I totally believe it!) And Merry Christmas Mother Jewel!"

I feel like Henry has had sex because he’s so talented. He can sing, he can dance, he can rap, he can play violin, etc. People like that are extremely attractive and I think a lot of girls would fall for that.

With Zhou Mi he’s handsome and he’s definitely a charmer. I think he can get any girl he wants :)

Anonymous said,

"What makes you think Yesung is not a virgin anymore? I feel like my baby (that's how i call Yesung) is kind of awkward around women that's why I'm curious ^^"

If you look into his eyes you’ll suddenly realize all of your clothes are off and the two of you are naked.

I think that’s his tactic when he wants to have sex with someone.

I mean. His eyes are intense. It’d work on me and I’m not even a Cloud because I know he belongs to Cait kekeke.

Anonymous said,

"Hey! Really weird question. But out of all of the members who do you think is a virgin? And who do you think is not? I'm just really curious cuz they probably work a ton and don't have time and for all of that and stuff. Thank you so much!"

It’s so hard to figure out if 15 men have had sex or not (I try to stray away from the term virgin).

The guys who I believe have had sex: Kangin, Sungmin, Yesung, Heechul, Eunhyuk, Leeteuk, Han Geng, Kibum, Henry, Zhou Mi and Shindong

The guys who I believe haven’t had sex: Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Donghae, and Siwon.

I feel like Kyuhyun is too awkward around women to make a move. Ryeowook just seems like he’d be incredibly awkward as well. Donghae seems too clingy and a bit too immature which is why women wouldn’t be able to take them seriously. And I think Siwon would wait until he’s married.